International Prison Pen PalsCommunicate Through Letters
International Prison Pen PalsTo write this person, send mail to:
No fat chicks, but you can write me just in case I need a backup plan. As long as you have a butt. No flat pancake booties. Daddy issues are okay, but I guess that goes without saying. If you’re on a site like this looking for love, you definitely have daddy issues. Crazy is okay, but that also goes without saying. All women are crazy, at least in America. Crazy is never boring. Nothing keeps the spark alive like slapping me in the face at random because you have a hunch that I’m thinking about another woman. Relax, it was just your mother.
But enough cries for attention under the guise of offensive humor.
Hobbies inside – playing chess, exercising, talking on the phone with my daughter, grandparents, mother, aunts and friends.
Hobbies outside – spending time with family, riding motorcycles, camping, hiking, concerts and music festivals.
Goals – to get a college education before I go home.
Looking for a woman to write, text, and call. Please no hate mail, I’m very sensitive.
ConnectNetwork.com
Message me at GTL.com
Age: 34
Height: 5’9
Weight (lbs): 187
Sex: Male
Race: White
Religion:
State: Illinois
