Patrick Sykes

Congratulations, you have just won the pen-pal profile lottery.  Your first place prize is an original 1971 6’1″ 188 LB, mint condition midwestern man, super sport friend edition.

This classic comes fully loaded:

1.  Original navigational system (heart)
2. Reliable GPS system (prison)
3. Sense of humor (smile)
4. Artistic
5. Hopeless romantic
6. Devoted
7. Sincere
8. Extensive music playlist 80’s-90’s rock
9. Well read-mark twain to dean koontz
10. Open minded with option to upgrade from just friends if it feels right.  License plate reads (Leo)

You’re fully covered by an unconditional unlimited lifetime warranty, full heart to heart accident forgiveness.

Shipping and handling of this friendship is free, nowhere is it void or prohibited.  You must be 46 or older to claim this prize.

Contact me at the Pontiac dealership ASAP for first class shipment of merchandise.

Well I hope you have enjoyed my opening?  My name is Patrick I am 52 years old soon to be 53 on July 23rd.

I am looking for both friendship as well as for love I am open to anything for a I have found through out my years it is always nice to keep an open mind.

All are welcome no-rejection here but I only ask that you have an open mind as well.  Yes we can start as friends with room for more.

Feel free to be yourself free from any negative-repercussions.  Please no lies or games just realness.  Hope to hear from you soon

God bless

Patrick